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Our Bulletproofs are fully loaded with all-action features.
The lightweight Swiss water-repellent cotton will brush off a shower, stretch in two directions and breathe naturally.
For cyclists, we’ve trimmed the trousers with discreet hi-vis features. You’ll find reflective piping in the leg if you roll the hem, and a drop-down reflective flag in the back pocket — fully concealed when not in use.
No, they don’t deflect bullets. Come on.
Our stuntman, Pierce is 6'1", seen here in a 32" waist, Build A, finished to a 32" leg.
Our Bulletproofs are made with 97% Cotton and 3% Elastane.
Please wash at 86°F, low iron and no tumble dry if you can avoid it. No bleach. Wash inside out.
- Delivery in 4-6 working days
- Free US 200-day returns - no questions, no catches
- Human customer care - no chatbots
Please let us know if your preferred size is not available.
Bulletproofs
Existential Dread
$220
Water repellent
Covert hi-vis
Smart details
How our sizing works
15 Waists
From 28 to 46 — including those elusive in-between sizes.
3 Builds
Choose between A, B and C builds - narrow, regular and wide - for the perfect fit around the thigh and seat.
10 Leg Lengths
No more ankle-swingers or crumpled hems - finished to order in one-inch increments from 28"-37"
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