Spokesmen -

This April, negotiate your own *Legsit* in our Limited Edition Article 50 shorts.

We know better than to pick sides - so we made BOTH flavours.

That’s right folks, now you can pin your colours to your crotch.

Either:

Unrepentantly Remoan with our razor sharp Merkels - scented with Camembert, and cut that little bit tighter for the full Euro experience. Gary Lineker, we’ve got you down for a multipack.

OR

Go Hard Brexit and get your country back with our Churchills. Cut from dyed tweed and washed with builders' tea, they’re more British than a Polski Sklep!